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Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
Tuesday Apr 20, 2021
There are two types of people: 1) those who will one day be zombies, and 2) those who will one day be their food. Pretty sure we read that on an inspirational bumper sticker or something. Then I guess you've got the oh-so-badass survivors (let's call them 3), many of whom end up as number 2) by the end of the movie anyway, so the few who don't are really a negligible statistical anomaly. So you know what forget 3, they don't deserve their own category. And now that we think about it, most of the time the bizarre biology of the living dead decrees that becoming zombie food means becoming a zombie, so it's really all just 1) with extra steps. Maddening!
Ok, let's just make a note here - To Do: 1) track down that lorry driver so we can refute his bumper sticker, 2) figure out better way to survive inevitable zombie apocalypse. We'll get to number 1) later, if there's time before the infection starts. 2) seems more pressing, so before we can confuse ourselves with any more numbered lists, let's go ahead and make that the theme of this episode.
Music used: "Guzheng City" and "March of the Spoons"
by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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